Forever Hawkward

tapdancers:

OH GOD MY SISTER HAD A PLATE OF COOKIES AND I SHOUTED ‘MINE’ AND WENT TO GET ONE BUT MY HAND WAS CURLED INTO A FIST AND I PUNCHED THE  PLATE AND COOKIES WENT EVERYWHERE ADN THE PLATE FLIPPED OFF THE COFFEE TABLE AND SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE A MONSTER OH GOD

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

alberoni:

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation